Boing Boing: Nuclear Missiles pose a health hazard: "Concerned for the health of people being killed by nuclear bombs, the EPA has ordered new, less-toxic, rockets to be installed on ICBMs. "

no no no, it isn't to protect the targets, it is to protect the environmentally aware inhabitants of the Launch area. What if the missle flies over your childs school? Think of the lung tissue damage.
or something.