every single time i open my email, i am reminded of how many people love me. People send me home financing advice, opportunities to make millions, tips on enhancing my Girth, tips on losing weight, hot teens, cool Milfs, farm girls, cyber beauties. All in my email box.

But just now, i recieved a little bulkmail gem, the subject line read Is this hardcore enough for you?. Now that is the most thoughful thing. Tired of sending me the same old porn, penis, and money spam, someone decided to ask me--out of the millions they email--if That was hardcore enough, For ME.

I'm touched.