Welcome to the internet: "'Who cares? The Internet isn't real anyway!' This attitude is universally unacceptable. The Internet is real. Real people live behind those handles and screen names. Real machines allow it to exist. It's real enough to change government policy, real enough to feed the world's hungry, and even, for some of us, real enough to earn us a paycheck. Using your own definition, how 'real' is your job? Your stock portfolio? Your political party? What is the meaning of 'real', anyway?"